We’ve finally changed the cutains in our lounge. For weeks now we couldn’t fathom out whatwas wrong with the room.

Was it all down to the placing of the chairs, was it the fire or god forbid the over educated tv.

What was it?

Today we have the answer .

A trip to the shop where everyone gets a bargain and there’s our answer. Black curtains.

Several sets bought and hung and our dilemna is solved.

The curtains are hung and shouting out ‘WE ARE HERE AND YOU CAN’T SEE THROUGH US’

Unlike the previous ones that said ‘sorry we might be blocking your view but you put us here.’