Jo is off to work’s drinks after work tonight and we are arranging to meet up afterwards for a meal out at City Thai.
As this is a combined office and client drinks hopefully it will be quite a sober affair with everyone on their best behavior.
I sit at home wondering when I will get the call to go and meet Jo.
5:30pm comes & goes so does 6:00pm, will she call shortly or do I go and get myself a snack to keep me going until later. After all I will have at least another 30 minutes after getting the call before I can eat.
Finally the phone rings. It’s 6:30 and Jo doesn’t sound too bad, perhaps she has paced herself and perhaps she has only had one drink.
I set off and heading to a bar we’ve stopped at before, so at least I know where I’m going this time.
In town I fortunately find some where to park fairly close to the bar, at least there won’t be a long walk back before going off to find the restaurant. The last time we tried going there we both forgot the address and couldn’t find it, so tonight will hopefully be second time lucky.
I enter the bar and get myself a drink before going to find Jo. I then wander around the bar until I find a large group of rather noisy patrons wearing name tags, this surely must be the right group. I then spot Jo, she’s still standing, so this must be a good sign.
After a few words of greetings she tells m,e there is plenty of food around and to help myself as no one will realise I’m not an employee. Also she tells me that she has had plenty to eat herself so doesn’t want to go to Thai after all, oh well perhaps it will be third time lucky.
So off I go, drink in hand find lots of tasty treats.
I return to Jo’s group of friends to notice that as soon as Jo’s drink is empty the waitress disappears and returns with a fresh drink for her.
This happens through out the night, as soon as one drink is finished a waitress appears and asks if you would like another. I managed to hold onto my empty bottle for at least an hour before giving in and agreeing to another Corona.
As the evening continues I sit and listen to the conversation Jo is having which goes a bit like this.
Jo’s colleague : ‘What an evening. I’ve had 5 or 6 glasses of wine and don’t feel the least bit drunk. A bit hyper knowing this is a work event, meeting and talking to the owners of the voices I hear on the phone.’
Jo: ‘ I know what you mean I’ve had quite a few beers and don’t feel the least bit dru….’
With a tremendous crash and bang Jo and the stool she was on end up sprawled across the floor.
Her work colleagues come rushing across the room to help her up and back onto the stool.
She turns to me and says………..
“Few that was close, I don’t think any one noticed, and I’ve got away with that.”